You read the title right. 

I have witnessed, acknowledged, beared the brunt, failed, tripped, etc. all over this.

When they say things like the following:

"Why won't my nose stop running!!!"

(Runs, trips, falls...) "I'm OK!!"

"Why you upset with Mommy?" (

"Why you guys talk so loud?" (Mommy and I discussing our house in CO)

"Snausage try to eat me."  (She was trying to lick/kiss you)

"I want 2 pony's!!"  (Not an actual pony animal, a pony tail) 

"I want to watch that!!"  (Changing the TV cartoon to watch NBA Nuggets) 

"I want to be on Mommy side!" (Sitting on the same side as Mommy in the car)

"I have to go poo poo."  (after 10 minutes still being on the potty, or just sitting down, - no i got pee or no its stuck)

There's a list of my remembered contests of fail w/ 3 yr olds....both of them.