So I think cell phone companies are among the top money grubbers!!  Here is at least my take and example.

I have been with Sprint...actually was with Nextel way back in like 2001 or 2002.  Sprint then bought them out.  We got some good discounts due to the merger/buy out.

You read the title right. 

I have witnessed, acknowledged, beared the brunt, failed, tripped, etc. all over this.

When they say things like the following:

"Why won't my nose stop running!!!"

(Runs, trips, falls...) "I'm OK!!"

"Why you upset with Mommy?" (

"Why you guys talk so loud?" (Mommy and I discussing our house in CO)

"Snausage try to eat me."  (She was trying to lick/kiss you)

Today we attended church in Greenhaven.  Has been a few weeks b/c we've all been sick.  Afterwards, we will usually go out to lunch b/c it's like waaaaay past our normal lunch time and/or snackie time.  I mean...like about to explode type level for food.  You know how Fat Basterd says..."Get in mah belly!!!"

That's how we can be.  So we've sort of made this a little tradition, or at least regular enough that the girls now say,

Chris,

I wish you a very happy and fun-filled Birthday!!!  Enjoy it with laughter and hugs and good eats!!

...I'm trying to avoid, but that was the name of my first home brew beer.  Yes it was and it came out great.  It certainly was not all my doing.  I just bought the extraction kit, a few supplies like a carboy (hoity toity name for 6 gallon bucket), and a stopper/bubbler.